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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Bitter Betty's Quote-fest

"The plutonic relationship is a lukewarm, sexless waiting room where you sit in an uncomfortable chair, leaf through the same dog-eared copy of People over and over again with the knowledge that your name will never be called." -- F. Tanner Colby.

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." -- Jules Renard

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -- from Love is Hell by Matt Groening

Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love?
Ms.Krabappel: Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone. *chuckles*

"Nature plays human beings a scurvy trick in allowing a blind instinct to mature before thought and insight are sufficiently developed to act as a check." -- from Fruits of the Earth by Frederick Grove

Carrie: People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. -- from Sex & The City


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