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Monday, July 18, 2005

Folding @ The Falls

On Saturday after Jay's Grad Party (Oh The Headbanz fun--waita innovate Adge) Earl, Trish, Mike and myself went to Niagara at 3:00 in the morning. Now for those of you who don't know me I am known for falling asleep as soon as the clock hits the double digit hours so this was truly uncharacteristic of me.

We went to Fallsview Casino where I played Caribbean Stud Poker with WAY too high an ante and pretty much gambled away far more money than I had to spend. And as an added kick-to-the-nuts I was informed that after I left the table the guy who got the cards that would have been mine drew 4 sixes - FUCKADOO!

Mike was smart and didn't spend too much, Earl developped what can only be described as a frightening video poker fixation where he'd go through like 12 hands in 1 minute with a speed of hand nurtured from years of masturbation. As for Trish some random dude walked up to her and stuck his claim ticket into her machine and walked away....it had 50 bucks on it! Now Trish says she did nothing to bring this on, but people don't just stick their claim tickets in your machine unless you let them stick their claim tickets in your machine if you catch my drift.

Then we went to the falls for the sunrise while I pooped myself in fear that my parents would kill me when I walked in the door. We got home around 7:45 a.m. and I am still running on only a couple hours sleep but good times were had by all.

...and if you didn't catch my drift I meant vagina.



At 8:22 p.m., Blogger Trish said...

Just for clarification: I ddin't randomnly have sex with some guy for $50. Yes, I was very happy abou the free money. But no, I didn't have sex with him. I did, however, ponder if I was obliged to. But look at my company -- three beautiful guys. Nothing could really compare. (Insert tear here).

At 3:48 p.m., Blogger David said...

Trish, you are just a ho, it's ok, we all know...


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