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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Super-Mega Lightning Shield Activate!

If lightning had struck your home, what would your first course of action be? If you were a certain resident you would ask, nay demand the City take responsibility for the well-being of its citizens and make sure they are protected. Well luckily the 2005 budget has approved the "Anti-Lightning" initiative which includes sending each and every resident his or her own magic contra-bolt boots and a single pill which absorbs any and all foreign electricity in the body. People may try and tell you you're just wearing galoshes and eating a SweetTart but they just wish they're family was as safe as yours. The tangy taste in the centre means it's working.


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