Intelligence for My Life?

I am ashamed to admit that on more than one occasion I have found myself listening to John Tesh at night. (his talk radio, not his music; I said ashamed not disgusted with myself) The main premise is adult contemporary music sandwiched between little nuggets of advice John has mainly pilfered from magazines and internet lists. The show more-or-less works the same way every time:

Enya - Sail Away
Forbes Magazine's Top 5 Foods to Eat to Help You Succeed in Business
Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time
Good Housekeeping's 7 Yummiest Corn Recipes
Kool & The Gang - Celebration
Today'sParent.com's 4 Ways to Discipline your Rowdy Teen (including not letting them dis you for shizzle)

If John ever calls in sick I am totally willing to fill in:
Top 5 Reasons you're fat:
*you eat too damn much
*you never get off your ass
*your love of Taco Bell exceeds the love you have for any living person
*Ice Cream is awesome
*You're just big-boned, pass the pecan pie!
Now listen to some Amy Grant while I eat these "Breakfast Bacon Scallops".

My future in radio looks brighter everyday :)