Gets You in the Sub-Cockals

Now I've been known to make fun of Coldplay in the past: "Strum Strum Strum, FEELINGS", but the new single Fix You breaks my heart in a solid 12 places.

When the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
could it be worse?

How the hell do you listen to something like that and not have to pull over to cry into your steering wheel? Listening to Chris Martin in this song is like sitting through a eulogy...for a puppy....that belonged to your best friend...and she's like convulsing with sobs in the seat next to you and you're thinking, "Keep strong man, Keep it together" and then the single tear no-movement man-cry begins.

Recipe to Best Appreciate this Song:
Bottle of Wine (something dark and heavy is best)
Bottle of Advil (dristan will do in a pinch)
Stir & Enjoy
*serves 1
**best enjoyed when it's raining, valentines day, or in the fetal position, but definitely alone